If you’re under 18 and reading this post I’m shocked and disgusted. There is far too much porn slash religion on this site for your tiny little heart to bear.

My finger are literally tapping at the key of the telephone calling the cops to come round to your house or squat and tear your from your the loving bossom for being such a little deviant!

I KNOW THAT YOU SMOKE WEED AND DOWNLOAD FREE MUSIC

So for all our henus underage feiends here are the best All Ages Night Clubs this sad little world has to offer:

USA

http://www.rhinosyouthcenter.org/club/

Canada

toronto.beforelastcall.com/nightclubs-sort-17-all_ages_nightclubs.html

UK

www.myspace.com/underage_club

I know there are other all ages countries in the world but I contest that here have ben covered the ones where children are not forced to work fight in wars.