The question is not “if but when” the creators of Pinocchio will beat down my door and ask for their big royalty check!

Ben x

It all started when I was born, you see I have had Red / Ginger hair all my life and at different points it has been a blessing and a curse.

Blessings of Color Hair Red

Irish women love you
Err………

• You stand out in a crowd and your mother can find you if you get lost at a theme park.
• All Gingers are clever and full of virtue.
• We can all cook potatoes to perfections.
• Very viral.
• You can grow your hair for a rainy day and sell it to Le Mayor when times get tight. Then you can use that money to buy medicine for yourself or your children.

Curse of Color Hair Red

Bigger boys sometimes come up to you in the street saying “Little ginger CUNT, gonna take your money!” And you scream “But this is what mummy gave me to buy ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ game, because I’m good and eat my carrots” they always take the game anyway.

Color Hair Red – Meet my Ginger friends

You can imagine my delight when I came across two like minded music making Gingers one night at a party, while drinking absinthe and doing shots of Vodka in the eye.

Their hair was flaming red and they came from a town called Feltham which I had only herd about in the movies. Feltham is like Compton if you where to exchange the Gansta Rap for Chase and Dave.

These two troubadours of flaming hair were called Aaron and Scott, and we decided right away to form a musical group to campaign for the rights of Ginger people every where with the trusty slogan “Color Hair Red.” Our collective would be aptly titled THE GINGER POWER TRIO.

Through the mist of our burning Vodka soaked eyes, and a strange unworldly feeling from the absinth we wrote our first and only song called Color Hair Red:

Color Hair Red – Ginger song Chords and Lyrics

C
Your head stands out in the crowd
F
Unique, Unique, Unique,
C
You say your Ginger and Proud
F
Unique, Unique, Unique,
C
Your head looks like the top of a fag
F
Unique, Unique, Unique,
C
They said that Ginger was bad
F
Unique, Unique, Unique,

Fuck you Beethoven this is proper complicated shite! (More lyrics for the Color Hair Red song can be found by listening to the pod cast below.)

Color Hair Red – The Aftermath

In the morning we kind of forgot about the band and were much more focussed on being sick, and having our stomachs and eyes pumped at the hospital. Things did not look good for the Gingers of the world after that as THE GINGER POWER TRIO where out of action.

Nothing happened for a couple of months but one day when Aaron was round my house we set ourselves the challenge of recording the Ginger anthem in one hour and here is the result:

Right Click Download to Claim you Copy of – Color Hair Red

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Since recording this potentially number one-for-ten-weeks single things have once again gone quite on the Ginger power front, but you can rest assured that where there is a Ginger in trouble, the GINGER POWER TRIO will not be far behind.

Playing music rather than actually helping…