*WARNING* Don’t Eat Fruit – I have hacked the whole five a day concept…

It is so damn hard to get enough of the juicy stuff down your gullet, and there are a couple of barriers that make eating fruit a real head pain.

1. The cost is a hill for us all to climb in these hard and pressing times of an invisible recession. We all have enough trouble just keeping our kids out of the work house; once they are totally full up on battery farmed chicken and turkey twizzler milkshake there is nothing at all left in the coffers for apples and pears.

2. Fruit dies much sooner than a cute pet.

3. Lastly I find that it’s almost impossible to tell when the fruit is ripe enough to eat so we are all loosing sleep and setting our alarm clocks to go off every ten minutes through the night just in case the nectarine is ready to go. “Ripen at Home” fruit can be like a new born baby.

*solution*

The answer to all your fruit woes is bellow.

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